Jokes for Show #21
Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 31, 2009 |
The show is old enough to drink now! If you count days as years. And consider the show a human being subject to the laws of the United States.
Which I think we can all agree, we should do.
Anyway, I’m in LA this week, so the jokes will be posted a little later each day, and with a little less time for me to spend on them.
With that ringing endorsement, some joke ideas for tonight’s show:
- More than 100,000 former Christians in Britain have embraced their atheism by undergoing “de-Baptisms.” Let me just tell you, those ex-Christians have it a lot easier than the Jews.
- (Do I have to explain that one? I don’t want to force (skin) the issue.)
- The White House forced the CEO of GM to step down as part of its latest bailout. The ousted CEO will reportedly receive a $20 million severance package. THAT’LL teach him!
- A woman fired shots into the window of a Salt Lake City McDonald’s drive through after being told that they weren’t serving lunch yet. Apparently, the woman was just trying to order two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed GUN.
We just got the dialup workin, and cracked.com had nuthing to do with the drug, and my babies momma works at Mc D, you have this trailer rockin dude. Jenny, the wife, says you had them all laffin at work.
I lost my job just like you. keep up the good work.