Jokes for Show #22
Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 31, 2009 |
- President Obama flew to Europe today, for the first overseas trip of his administration. I guess SOMEONE can still afford airfare in these tough economic times.
- The FDA now says Americans should avoid pistachios after yet another salmonella outbreak. Man, that is just nuts. I’m sorry, I know that’s a terrible joke, but all of us here at Late Night are really shell-shocked about this.
- A new musical is coming to broadway, based on the hit Green Day song “American Idiot.” It’ll be subtitled, “The Paris Hilton Story.”