Jokes for Show #8

• The producers of “Sesame Street” are cutting 20 percent of its work force because of the recession. The severance package for fired employees includes two weeks’ pay, and a free toy: Bend Over And Take It Elmo.
• Forbes reported today that the world’s billionaires are feeling the impact of the recession just like the rest of us. Apparently, they’re now buying generic yachts.
• Two teachers in Pennsylvania have been accused of having sex with the same thirteen-year-old boy. BY the boy.
• Apple today released a new iPod shuffle, and the button-less device actually talks to you. Which is good, because if you buy such a pretentious iPod, no one else will.

Tags: Apple, billionaires, economy, Forbes, iPod, recession, Sesame Street, sex, teachers, yachts