Jokes for Show #32
Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 21, 2009 |
- A new study out in the American Journal of Sports Medicine finds that break dancers are at frequent risk of serious injury. Mostly, when they’re traveling back through time to the 80s, when break dancing was still relevant.
- Circue de Soleil today apologized to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, over remarks Criss Angel shouted to him during a Cirque performance. If any of that story makes sense to you, you’re probably gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course. But there’s gotta be something wrong with Criss Angel.
- The accused pirate captured in that daring rescue last week had his first court date today. He pleaded “not guilty,” by reason of “arrrrrrrrr, matey.” (I’m not sure that’s legal.)
- A judge has refused to let disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich go to Costa Rica to star in a reality show. Yeah, he wouldn’t let him go. Instead, Blagojevich has been sentenced to watching hours of reality shows, as punishment for his crimes.