Jokes for Vacation Day #2
Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 7, 2009 |
Jimmy’s still off. I spent 11+ hours on air travel today, but I’m still devoted to giving him jokes that he simply can’t use. That’s dedication. Or insanity. Or both.
- Jessica Simpson says she doesn’t mind that Eminem makes fun of her for gaining weight in one of his new songs. At least, we think that’s what she said. It was hard to understand her with the cheeseburger in her mouth.
- Vermont is the latest state to legalize gay marriage. Vermont, of course, has reportedly been dating New Hampshire on the sly for months.
Okay, I’m tired and jet lagged. Forgive me. Hilarity will re-ensue tomorrow.
Here’s an Eminem joke I heard….
Word is, according to his latest video, Eminem doesn’t have his finger on the pulse of todays music. Instead, it’s on his wrist, checking his own pulse to avoid any further coke-induced heart attacks.