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Jokes for Show #39

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 7, 2009 |
  • Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games after testing positive for a banned performance-enhancing substance. And if you think that’s bad, just a week or two ago, Carl Crawford was arrested for stealing six bases. It’s a real baseball crime spree.
  • Rupert Murdoch says that within a year, most major websites will charge for content. I’ll tell you the punchline to this joke for $4.99. Or, $25 will get you access to punchlines for a full year.
  • Congressman Jim Moran is pushing a new bill to ban ads for erectile dysfunction medications. So far, though, the Congressman says he’s having a tough time getting a lot hard support built up. For the bill, I mean.

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