Jokes for Show #42
Posted by Lex Friedman on May 12, 2009 |
- Miss California will get to keep her title, even though various topless photos of her are all over the Internet. In an interesting coincidence, Pamela Anderson has been named Miss Universe.
- Kate Gosselin, of John and Kate Plus 8, is denying rumors that she cheated on her husband — who, of course, is busy denying rumors that he’s cheated on her. They’re reportedly planning a spin-off of the reality show now, called John and Kate Plus AIDS.*
Okay, pause. I know Jimmy would never, ever make that joke. On the air, at least. But it’s funny. Promiscuity + STDs = comedy gold.
- A study has found that pregnant women are more at risk for swine flu than anyone else. You know who’s even more at risk? Pigs.