Jokes for Show #57
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 2, 2009 |
- Ukraine today reported its first case of Swine Flu. They also just heard the news about Lorena Bobbit.
- Newsweek is reporting that Americans are getting fatter during the recession. Well, duh. Can you say, Dollar Menu?
- GM is reportedly close to selling its Hummer brand to a Chinese company. The Chinese company says that once they take over, if you crash your Hummer, a fortune will pop out. (Yeah, and the fortune’s gonna say: “You will need to buy a lot more gas very soon.”)