Jokes for Show #59
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 4, 2009 |
- President Obama today made a speech in Cairo, Egypt. The President’s address began, “Egyptians, tell me, why do you all walk that way?”
- After his speech was over, Obama grabbed lunch at the Infidelicatessen.
- Wal-Mart announced today that it will be hiring 20,000 more workers by the end of the year. Unfortunately, each of those workers will hold the title of “Chief Firing Officer.”
My side is cracking in half