Jokes for Show #70
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 19, 2009 |
- Today, Apple officially released the new iPhone 3G S. The name is actually pretty accurate, because after buying the phone and two years with AT&T, you’ll end up spending about 3 G’s.
- The man who invented the “Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed” died today at age 92. He last words were reportedly “duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh.”
- A woman accused of sharing 24 songs on the Internet was fined just under $2 million today. That’s enough for, like, 667 iPhones.
I liked this week in Duchebaggery.
Hey, me too! I just don’t think those jokes would cut it on Fallon’s show
to clarify: this stuffs pretty funny as well, I just realized my first comment came off like I didn’t like these jokes.
Keep it up! I sincerely hope this pays off for you, you deserve it