Jokes for Show #80
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jul 17, 2009 |
First, because I can’t help myself, a joke Jimmy can’t make:
“A second person died today from injuries related to the collapse of that stage in preparation for a Madonna concert. Madonna told reporters that everyone involved with the show is truly crushed.”
Sorry.
And now, a joke Jimmy theoretically could use:
Tiger Woods, for only the second time in his career, missed the cut in a major golf event, at today’s British Open. Tiger was confused, because he was especially proud of having achieved his all-time high score.