Jokes for Show #89
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jul 30, 2009 |
- Debbie Rowe, mother of two of Michael Jackson’s kids, has agreed not to seek custody of them. The kids themselves are reportedly bummed, though, because they thought living with a bizarre white woman would remind them of Dad.
- Filling in for Regis Philbin today, Anderson Cooper asked the star of the reality show “The Bachelorette” how many of the eligible bachelors on the show she had sex with. Then it only got more awkward when Anderson asked her for their phone numbers.
Those are 2 big winners! Both made me LOL. Seriously, has Jimmy even contacted you yet? You should anonymously send him something through twitter with a link to your site in case he just doesn’t know.
In all honesty, I find that 90% of the time, your jokes are better than the ones he does in his monologue.
Good luck and keep with it!