Jokes for Show #102
Posted by Lex Friedman on Sep 1, 2009 |
Before the jokes, a big, important announcement: I am now the official host and editor at JimmyFallon.com. I built the new site and will be providing all its content going forward — including jokes from here at Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! So, head over to the unofficial fansite JimmyFallon.com, if you wouldn’t mind. Oh, and here are today’s jokes — the real reason you came here today:
- Publishers are working on a new translation of the Bible that will use more modern language. The most prominent change is the new passage “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, LOL.”
- American Airlines announced that it’s firing 921 flight attendants. Seriously? 921? My guess is that they planned fire 920, and when the VP was flying back to corporate with the paperwork, no one gave him his honey roasted peanuts. Bam! 921!
- Lindsay Lohan is reportedly considering posing for Playboy. Teenage boys all across America are reportedly considering masturbating.
Hey, Congrats on the new sites, if you ever need any non-Jimmy Fallon comics or cartoons, just let me know…or do I have to start a “hire me Lex Friedman” website?