Jokes for Show #104
Posted by Lex Friedman on Sep 3, 2009 |
- Michael Jackson has finally been buried. Is it just me, or did his funeral last almost as long as the video for Thriller?
- Doctors are studying a teenage boy who bleeds tears. I’m no doctor, but it sounds like he’s suffering from a bad case of the crybabies.
- A star high school quarterback tackled a girl when she brandished a gun on a bus. The girl was immediately signed by the Philadelphia Eagles.