Jokes for Shows #108 and 109
Posted by Lex Friedman on Sep 11, 2009 |
Don’t forget to check out JimmyFallon.com for all sorts of extra Jimmy goodness and jokes!
Ellen Degeneres will be joining the cast of American Idol, taking over for Paula Abdul. To prepare for her new role, Ellen is reportedly studying music, and forgetting how to speak coherent English.
President Obama says he accepts the apology from Joe Wilson for having yelled out “You lie!” during the Congressional address earlier this week. But reportedly, he had his fingers crossed when he accepted it.
Ten Andy Warhol paintings were stolen from a California home earlier this week. Police have released this sketch:
