Jokes for Show #63

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 10, 2009

Breaking news: Adam Lambert is still gay. I did not see that one coming. Almost as shocking as when he first came out, right?
A bill in Congress would make it illegal for television commercials to be louder than TV shows themselves. So after talking to executives here at NBC, WE’RE MAKING SOME CHANGES TO LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON!
Former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson is expecting a baby with her fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. The baby will join Kendra’s great pair of twins.

Jokes for Show #62

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 9, 2009

Newt Gingrich said at a Republican fundraiser that President Obama has, quote, “already failed.” The test, of course, was “Sucking Worst Than The Last Guy.” Obama’s definitely failing at that one.
American Idol runner-up announced today that he was gay. Yeah. In another shocker, he announced that he’s a human being. Equally remarkable, right? How totally unexpected.
Britney Spears has announced her first ever Australian tour. It’ll be her first time showing her down under, down under.