Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Andy Warhol http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Shows #108 and 109 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-shows-108-and-109/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-shows-108-and-109/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:10:42 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=343 Don’t forget to check out JimmyFallon.com for all sorts of extra Jimmy goodness and jokes!

Ellen Degeneres will be joining the cast of American Idol, taking over for Paula Abdul. To prepare for her new role, Ellen is reportedly studying music, and forgetting how to speak coherent English.

President Obama says he accepts the apology from Joe Wilson for having yelled out “You lie!” during the Congressional address earlier this week. But reportedly, he had his fingers crossed when he accepted it.

Ten Andy Warhol paintings were stolen from a California home earlier this week. Police have released this sketch:

Screen shot 2009-09-11 at 9.08.59 PM

]]> http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-shows-108-and-109/feed/ 0