Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 26, 2009
- There are still lots of conflicting reports about Michael Jackson’s death, and obviously all of us are still pretty sad about the whole thing. But we’re hearing reports that when it was Michael’s time to go, that Ed McMahon came to his door and told him he’d won.
- In lighter news, a baby born after just 26 weeks in England is now home with his parents. But that’s not the amazing part. The amazing part is, his parents were only 36 weeks old.
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Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 6, 2009
Jimmy’s off this week, but HireMeJimmyFallon.com is not. I’ve decided to write jokes for Jimmy each day this week, even though show isn’t taping new episodes. That’s dedication, my friends. Jimmy — a week off sounds like the perfect time for you to interview me, no?
- It’s Opening Day for Major League Baseball. So if you love $10 hotdogs and steroid-popping, muscle-bound foreigners, today’s your lucky day! The economy’s so bad, though, that baseball had to introduce a new rule: If you catch a fly ball, they need you throw it back.
- Researchers in Australia have found the actual, original Schindler’s List. It’s yellowed a bit hard to read, but the researchers have made out the phrases “milk” and “toilet paper.”
- Also in Australia, a pet dog that fell overboard in rough seas was reunited with its owners after surviving on its own for four months. I know what you’re thinking — how could that dog have survived? The answer is simple: Doggypaddling.
- Rapper Coolio has plead innocent on charges related to his drug bust at LAX last month. But his face says he’s guilty:
- A new study shows that more parents these days are getting their parenting advice on new babies from Facebook, instead of from books. In a related story, there’s been a major reported uptick in babies getting poked mercilessly.
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