Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Brett Favre http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #87 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/07/jokes-for-show-87/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/07/jokes-for-show-87/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:51:34 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=316
  • Brett Favre announced today that he will remain retired, and not join the Minnesota Vikings. Which is interesting, given that the story of Farve’s retirement is the only thing in America that’s older than he is, at this point.
  • FOX News anchor Glenn Beck today said that President Obama was a racist who hates white people. In a statement, Obama said, “I’m not going to dignify the comments of some cracker.”
  • Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. I believe that Kim did let the door hit her on the ass on the way out. It couldn’t be prevented.
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