Jokes for Show #52

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 26, 2009

OJ Simpson is appealing his conviction on armed robbery charges. OJ’s claiming that he shouldn’t be found guilty for a simple robbery, given that he’s already gotten away with murder.
President Obama today nominated Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. If she’s confirmed, Sotomayor will be the highest ranking Hispanic woman EVER to get hit on by Clarence Thomas.
A study out this week has found that racism is linked to weight gain. Finally, we know why they love to hang out all day in those loose-fitting white robes.

Jokes for Show #36

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 4, 2009

Jimmy’s back, and I am too!

Here are some jokes for tonight’s show:

Barack Obama now passed his first 100 days in office. Or, as former president George W. Bush calls it, “about a year or two.”
Scientists now say that swine flu isn’t as bad as scary as they initially thought. Relieved, two of the The Three Little pigs have now stepped out of their homes, and were promptly eaten by The Big Bad Wolf. Eesh.
I guess there are things more dangerous than swine flu. The late two little pigs are survived, as always, by the delicious smell of bacon.
The Supreme Court issued a ruling saying that a court that previously ruled CBS should not half to pay a half-million dollar fine for Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction, should reconsider that decision. In its ruling, the Supreme Court said: “CBS should have gotten her to take off that weird nipple ring, because it blocked the view.” I’m guessing Clarence Thomas wrote that.