Jokes for Show #88

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jul 29, 2009

A new report out this week concluded that tanning beds are extremely harmful. This came as truly shocking news to morons everywhere.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is begging for a role in the movie Twilight. Meanwhile, comedian Dane Cook is begging for a role in Jennifer Love Hewitt. Well, can you blame him?
Congressional Democrats have reportedly reached an agreement on upcoming health care legislation. Now they just need to wait for approval from their primary care physician. So we should have that law in, oh, three months.

Jokes for Show #20

Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 27, 2009

The FAA wants to keep information about birds that crash into airplanes a secret from the public. And from birds.
Singer Rihanna has gotten several new tattoos of guns. In a related story, Chris Brown got a tattoo of his own fists.
Dane Cook’s half-brother is in jail, accused of stealing millions of dollars from the comedian. So THAT’S where the money for his comedy lessons went!