Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » death http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #70 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/06/jokes-for-show-70/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/06/jokes-for-show-70/#comments Fri, 19 Jun 2009 23:55:51 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=266
  • Today, Apple officially released the new iPhone 3G S. The name is actually pretty accurate, because after buying the phone and two years with AT&T, you’ll end up spending about 3 G’s.
  • The man who invented the “Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed” died today at age 92. He last words were reportedly “duhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh.”
  • A woman accused of sharing 24 songs on the Internet was fined just under $2 million today. That’s enough for, like, 667 iPhones.
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