Jokes for Show #47

• The passengers from that plane that landed on the Hudson River finally got their luggage back — which is actually faster than most passengers on US Airways.
• Patrick Swayze is perfectly alive, in spite of rumors spread on Twitter saying that he wasn’t. But the fact that Patrick is still alive is no surprise: Nobody puts Swayze in the coffin!
• Deal or No Deal was cancelled today by NBC. It’s bad news for Howie Mandel, but worse for pretty women whose only talent is holding briefcases.
• The satellites that power GPS receivers in the United States may fail as early as next year. Some are fearing that it’s a — wait for it! — lost cause.

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Tags: airplanes, Deal or No Deal, Dirty Dancing, GPS, Howie Mandel, NBC, Patrick Swayze, US Airways