Jokes for Show #104

• Michael Jackson has finally been buried. Is it just me, or did his funeral last almost as long as the video for Thriller?
• Doctors are studying a teenage boy who bleeds tears. I’m no doctor, but it sounds like he’s suffering from a bad case of the crybabies.
• A star high school quarterback tackled a girl when she brandished a gun on a bus. The girl was immediately signed by the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Jokes for Vacation Day #10

It’s my wife’s birthday today, and Jimmy’s still on vacation, so just one joke for you tonight:

• With the number of panicked Americans who’ve sneezed or coughed and placed terrified calls to their doctors, government officials are now renaming the virus “Wine Flu.”

Zing!

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