http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-34/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-34/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:06:34 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=152

Researchers have successfully demonstrated technology that lets you post to Twitter using only your brain. It marks the first time a brain has ever been used when posting on the Internet.

No, actually, the first Twitter post ever written directly from a tester’s brain was, and I quote, “Donuts donuts donuts donuts donuts.” That’s apparently what he was thinking at the time. All the time.

MySpace has hired a new CEO. I’m totally gonna post about that — on Facebook.

Susan Boyle, the singer from Britain’s Got Talent who’s been viewed 80 million times on YouTube, was in the news today because she got her eyebrows plucked. Really. Yeah, they say that each time they ripped out another eyebrow hair, her yelps of pain sounded like Christina Aguilera.

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