Jokes for Show #72

• Did you all hear about TLC’s latest show? Jon and Kate Plus 8 Lawyers.
• Elizabeth Hasselbeck is being sued for stealing ideas from another author for her new diet book. The author became suspicious when Hasselbeck claimed to have written a book.

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Jokes for Show #28

Posting from Blackberry at LAX. Forgive my brevity.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck was hit by a bike while attempting to hail a cab here in Manhattan. All of us here at Late Night want to say, we wish you well, hope you’re okay, and better luck next time. To the biker, I mean.

Tax protesters threw tea bags over the fence at the White House earlier today, marking the first time a US President has ever been teabagged. If you don’t get that joke, ask your kids. On second thought… Don’t.

Today is tax day. Interesting, under Barack Obama’s new tax plan, tomorrow is tax day too. I’m not sure exactly how that works, but it sounds bad.

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Tags: Elizabeth Hasselbeck, taxes, tea, White House