Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! will have a major announcement, potentially as early as tomorrow. No, I haven’t been hired by Jimmy Fallon yet, but the news is still interesting. You might also have heard of my other site, The Snuggie Sutra, which has taken the web by storm (and even scored a shout-out on The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien last Friday night).

But you don’t care about that. You’re here for the joke suggestions. Here they are!

• Researchers at MIT have created a school of robotic fish. And none of the fish in that school would ever be bored enough to make robotic humans.
• Chris Brown says he doesn’t remember hitting Rihanna, saying he must have blacked out. Like Rihanna’s eyes.
• Much of Los Angeles continues to be threatened by a massive fire. Or, as the Californians are calling it, a massive downsize.