Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Florida http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #103 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-103/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-103/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:52:44 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=333
  • Spencer Pratt says he is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. Now he’s officially a royal pain in the ass.
  • President Obama will address a joint session of Congress to push lawmakers on his health care plan. You just knew they’d never pass health care reform without needing a joint.
  • The FDA says the gross blob a Florida man poured out of his Diet Pepsi can was, in fact, a frog or a toad. That’s in keeping with Pepsi’s new slogan: “The choice of a newt generation.”
    • ]]>     http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-103/feed/ 0     Jokes for Show #17 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-17/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-17/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:35:38 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=83 More jokes for Jimmy’s monologue. Jimmy, you can always email me at my first initial (“L”) at lexfriedman.com, if you and your team decide you’d like to hire me.

    • Did you see this story? It’s unbelievable: An eighth-grader in Florida was suspended from the school bus for — this is true — passing especially rancid flatulence. It gives a whole new meaning to the term “gas crisis.” Asked about his suspension, the student said: “Man, this stinks.” But we don’t know what he was referring to.
    • New York Senator Charles Schumer has changed his mind, and now supports gay marriage. In a related story, Senator Charles Schumer and his longtime roommate Bob are taking an extended vacation in Vermont.
    • A woman in California used a fake ID and a fake check to get breast implants. Investigators say that they can’t wait to get their hands on this case.
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