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Jokes for Show #87

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jul 28, 2009
  • Brett Favre announced today that he will remain retired, and not join the Minnesota Vikings. Which is interesting, given that the story of Farve’s retirement is the only thing in America that’s older than he is, at this point.
  • FOX News anchor Glenn Beck today said that President Obama was a racist who hates white people. In a statement, Obama said, “I’m not going to dignify the comments of some cracker.”
  • Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have broken up. I believe that Kim did let the door hit her on the ass on the way out. It couldn’t be prevented.

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Jokes for Show #29

Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 16, 2009

John Madden today announced that he’s retiring. His frequent co-commentator, Al Michaels, told reporters today, quote, “My heart is heavy, but my booth is much, much lighter.”

Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, is trying to get a trademark on the word Octomom. Looks like “Crazy Person Who Needs Her Tubes Tied” was already taken.

Hulk Hogan said this week that he “understands OJ Simpson,” in reference to Hulk’s relationship with his ex-wife. Well, congratulations, Hulkster. This marks the first time in 12 years that someone’s compared themselves to OJ Simpson and come out worse.

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