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Jokes for Show #57

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 2, 2009
  • Ukraine today reported its first case of Swine Flu. They also just heard the news about Lorena Bobbit.
  • Newsweek is reporting that Americans are getting fatter during the recession. Well, duh. Can you say, Dollar Menu?
  • GM is reportedly close to selling its Hummer brand to a Chinese company. The Chinese company says that once they take over, if you crash your Hummer, a fortune will pop out. (Yeah, and the fortune’s gonna say: “You will need to buy a lot more gas very soon.”)

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