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Jokes for Show #56
Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 1, 2009
- Susan Boyle ended up losing Britain’s Got Talent, and ended up admitting herself to a clinic for exhaustion. I’m not sure why she’s so tired. Probably from running through my mind all day. Where she was being chased with pitchforks and torches.
- An Air France jet disappeared earlier today. The Smoke Monster is wanted for questioning.
- Earlier today, Dick Cheney came out in favor of gay marriage, and said explicitly that there was no link between 9/11 and Saddam Hussein. Also today: Hell froze over.