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Jokes for Vacation Show #5
Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 10, 2009
Today marks 30 shows’ worth of jokes I’ve written for Jimmy Fallon as part of this open application to get a job writing for his Late Night show. So far, I’ve no idea whether Jimmy’s seen it, liked it, or attempted to hire me and not left a voicemail. If you or someone you know is Jimmy Fallon — call me.
Jimmy’s last day of his current vacation is tonight, so here are some jokes he won’t use since he’s still in reruns today:
- Today is Good Friday. Unless you’re Jewish, in which case today is Constipated From Matzah Friday.
- Lance Armstrong says French authorities may not let him race in the Tour de France this year, because he violated drug test rules by taking a shower before providing samples. Man, not getting to race seems harsh, though, right? It’s like getting kicked in the ball.