Posted by Lex Friedman on May 14, 2009
- A new study has found that the air in Spain is polluted with airborne cocaine. The study also says that when you’re walking around in Spain now, you can literally see the music, man. Whoa.
- Google turned into an incredible porn star earlier today. Yeah, you didn’t hear? Yep, Google went down for more than hour.
- Rob Lowe and his former nanny have dismissed their lawsuits against each other. But you know, if you say that the right way, and picture Rob Lowe and a super hot nanny while you say it, it’s pretty sexy: “Rob Lowe and his former nanny have… dismissed their lawsuits… AGAINST each other.” Awww, yeah.
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Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 7, 2009
Jimmy again seemed pretty relaxed at the start of his monologue. And, to my great pleasure, he scored a few nice laugh lines. Well done, sir!
I loved the line about Sanjay Gupta withdrawing consideration as a potential Surgeon General, since he wants to stay at CNN — because he just gets paid too much to keep Larry King alive. He made a few Michael Jackson jokes, and made his second Obama dis, again about the tax plan. (Daylight savings time will add two hours, instead of one.)
My favorite monologue joke was his closer, about Esquire’s list of the best dressed men. Obama came in at number 4. Number one? Hillary Clinton.
A great show to end his first week, and I wish Jimmy a hearty congratulations. I also wish Jimmy would hire me already. I’ve been applying longer than applicants spend at Google!
I’ll be back Monday with suggestions for that day’s show.
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Tags: Barack Obama, CNN, Google, Hillary Clinton, Jimm Fallon, jokes, Larry King, Michael Jackson, Sanjay Gupta