Jokes for Show #103

Posted by Lex Friedman on Sep 2, 2009

Spencer Pratt says he is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. Now he’s officially a royal pain in the ass.
President Obama will address a joint session of Congress to push lawmakers on his health care plan. You just knew they’d never pass health care reform without needing a joint.
The FDA says the gross blob a Florida man poured out of his Diet Pepsi can was, in fact, a frog or a toad. That’s in keeping with Pepsi’s new slogan: “The choice of a newt generation.”

Jokes for Show #88

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jul 29, 2009

A new report out this week concluded that tanning beds are extremely harmful. This came as truly shocking news to morons everywhere.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is begging for a role in the movie Twilight. Meanwhile, comedian Dane Cook is begging for a role in Jennifer Love Hewitt. Well, can you blame him?
Congressional Democrats have reportedly reached an agreement on upcoming health care legislation. Now they just need to wait for approval from their primary care physician. So we should have that law in, oh, three months.