Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Hulk Hogan http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #29 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-29/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-29/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:34:37 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=137 John Madden today announced that he’s retiring. His frequent co-commentator, Al Michaels, told reporters today, quote, “My heart is heavy, but my booth is much, much lighter.”

Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, is trying to get a trademark on the word Octomom. Looks like “Crazy Person Who Needs Her Tubes Tied” was already taken.

Hulk Hogan said this week that he “understands OJ Simpson,” in reference to Hulk’s relationship with his ex-wife. Well, congratulations, Hulkster. This marks the first time in 12 years that someone’s compared themselves to OJ Simpson and come out worse.

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