Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Jews http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #21 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-21/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/03/jokes-for-show-21/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:40:44 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=97 The show is old enough to drink now! If you count days as years. And consider the show a human being subject to the laws of the United States.

Which I think we can all agree, we should do.

Anyway, I’m in LA this week, so the jokes will be posted a little later each day, and with a little less time for me to spend on them.

With that ringing endorsement, some joke ideas for tonight’s show:

  • More than 100,000 former Christians in Britain have embraced their atheism by undergoing “de-Baptisms.” Let me just tell you, those ex-Christians have it a lot easier than the Jews.
  • (Do I have to explain that one? I don’t want to force (skin) the issue.)
  • The White House forced the CEO of GM to step down as part of its latest bailout. The ousted CEO will reportedly receive a $20 million severance package. THAT’LL teach him!
  • A woman fired shots into the window of a Salt Lake City McDonald’s drive through after being told that they weren’t serving lunch yet. Apparently, the woman was just trying to order two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed GUN.
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