Jokes for Show #43

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 13, 2009

The popular website Craig’s List announced today that it’s dropping “erotic services” ads from the site. In future news, nobody goes to Craig’s List anymore.
The oldest-ever nude sculpture has been discovered. It’s a nude woman, more than 35,000 years old. It’s apparently Joan Rivers.
An office worker cleaning out a fridge full of moldy food created a smell so foul seven people went to the hospital. Yeah, they weren’t sick, they just thought that they’d feel better if they could take some deep whiffs of urine smell.

Jokes for Show #41

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 11, 2009

Past 40. Jimmy — call me already! And more specifically, hire me!

Joan Rivers won Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” Which was an interesting wrinkle.
Did you see the new Star Trek movie this weekend? Yeah? You nerd. The good news is, the movie took in almost $80 million this weekend, so you’re not alone. Well, you were alone AT the movie theater, but so was everyone else.
The White House today said that the federal budget deficit will reach nearly $2 trillion next year, the highest amount ever. It’s those darn predatory lenders!