Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » John and Kate Plus 8 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #42 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-42/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-42/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 20:12:07 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=194
  • Miss California will get to keep her title, even though various topless photos of her are all over the Internet. In an interesting coincidence, Pamela Anderson has been named Miss Universe.
  • Kate Gosselin, of John and Kate Plus 8, is denying rumors that she cheated on her husband — who, of course, is busy denying rumors that he’s cheated on her. They’re reportedly planning a spin-off of the reality show now, called John and Kate Plus AIDS.*

    • Okay, pause. I know Jimmy would never, ever make that joke. On the air, at least. But it’s funny. Promiscuity + STDs = comedy gold.

    • A study has found that pregnant women are more at risk for swine flu than anyone else. You know who’s even more at risk? Pigs.
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