Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Kentucky Fried Chicken http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #27 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-27/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-27/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:56:46 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=131
  • President Obama today warned that Americans shouldn’t get too confident that the economy is improving. The nation looked up from their dinner of Ramen Noodles and tap water and replied, “no problem.”
  • KFC is rolling out a series of new menu items called Kentucky Grilled Chicken, using a brand new secret recipe and avoiding the deep fryer altogether. Millions of Americans who struggle with their weight are excited about this. You know who’s not, though? Chickens.
  • Mel Gibson’s divorce could end up costing him more than $450 million. Which is confusing, because Mel always tells me that the Jews have all the money.
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