Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Kermit the Frog http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Vacation Day #7 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-37/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/04/jokes-for-show-37/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:29:45 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=163 The radio appearance didn’t happen. Sorry to those who tuned in and were subjected to more country music than they care to hear. (That is, “any.”) I was rescheduled; I’ll let you know when I hear the new date is.

Jimmy’s off this week, but it’s still my job to write jokes in hopes of getting a job to write jokes. If that makes sense.

  • After some major changes at GM, you can no longer buy a Pontiac. Of course, with this recession, you couldn’t buy one last week, either.
  • In health news, Kermit the Frog has been hospitalized with flu-like symptoms. Think about it… Think about it… There ya go.
  • But man, this swine flu is still pretty scary, huh? The good news, of course, is for doctors. Physicians treating swine flu patients can really expect to bring home the bacon.
  • Senator Arlen Specter today announced that he’s switching parties, and will now be a Democrat. He also now wants to be called “Arlene.” Some big changes in that man’s life. I mean, that person’s life.
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