Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Lorena Bobbit http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #57 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/06/jokes-for-show-57/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/06/jokes-for-show-57/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:12:19 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=233
  • Ukraine today reported its first case of Swine Flu. They also just heard the news about Lorena Bobbit.
  • Newsweek is reporting that Americans are getting fatter during the recession. Well, duh. Can you say, Dollar Menu?
  • GM is reportedly close to selling its Hummer brand to a Chinese company. The Chinese company says that once they take over, if you crash your Hummer, a fortune will pop out. (Yeah, and the fortune’s gonna say: “You will need to buy a lot more gas very soon.”)
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