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Jokes for Show #54

Posted by Lex Friedman on May 28, 2009
  • A $232 million dollar PowerBall winning lottery ticket was purchased by someone in the town of Winner, South Dakota. In an ironic twist, no one has EVER won the lottery in the town of Loser Douchebag, Wisconsin.
  • Lindsay Lohan’s dad was arrested, again, this time for threatening his fiancee. You know, it’s amazing Lindsay turned out so great.

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Thoughts on Show #4

Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 6, 2009

Jimmy started the monologue much more confidently Thursday night. Well done, sir.

His opener to greet the crowd: “You sound excited — I guess you  missed the first three [shows].” Love self-deprecation. In fact, I think it’d be great for Jimmy to have some self-deprecating crowd greeting each night. We shall see.

Although I thought Jimmy looked less jittery tonight, I did in all honesty think the monologue leaned a little too close to to the “applause line” vs. “laugh line” side.

The noteworthy moments included Jimmy’s afterthought following the Bill Gates joke (he doesn’t let his kids use an iPhone or iPod; they have to amuse themselves by playing with piles of money). He then added, “It’s a fun game.” And then: “Not that I would know.” Heheheh. Jimmy, it’s okay to acknowledge that you’re a wealthy man! We love ya for it!

I was also intrigued by Jimmy’s joke about the New Jersey lottery winners (though he didn’t use mine): He said that the $260 million winners, under Obama’s tax plan, would now owe $300 mil. You don’t hear too many jokes attacking Obama and his policies yet, and I love that Jimmy went there. (Regardless of whether you like the president, which Jimmy and I both do, there’s no sense treating him as a sacred cow during Late Night.)

Jimmy and his writing staff are packing a lot of bits before the interviews. Last night there was a goofy “Flashback Master” skit, a sketch with Donald Trump, the audience president elections, and a follow-up with the new audience president all before Donald was brought out around the 15-minute mark. I love the idea of doing more sketches and bits; my sole complaint is that I thought the monologue got clipped a bit. It felt very short last night.

I’ll be back with joke suggestions for Jimmy’s first Friday show later today.

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Jokes for Show #4

Posted by Lex Friedman on Mar 5, 2009
  • Terrell Owens was cut by the Dallas Cowboys today. Apparently, they couldn’t find a helmet that fit him.
  • A report out today suggests that Sarah Palin’s sex appeal may have hurt John McCain. I’m not sure which PART of him got hurt though. No, but seriously, if massive sex appeal can be a negative, then (flirtatiously) I’m a little worried about my ratings on this show.
  • Ten insurance workers in New Jersey will share a $216 million lottery jackpot. At the end of the day, though, they’ve still spent years living as insurance workers in New Jersey, so this story has no winners.
  • In London today, Michael Jackson announced his farewell 10-concert series. The King of Pop is now 50-years-old, but you’re only as young as the children you feel. (Or: The King of Pop is now 50-years-old, but he still has the heart of a young boy. And a young boy.)
  • A new version of the popular video game Rock Band devoted to the music of The Beatles was announced today. As a bonus feature, if you play any of the songs backwards, Paul McCartney dies.

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