Jokes for Shows #90 and 91

• Former President Clinton today met in North Korea with Kim Jong Il, and secured the release of two imprisoned American journalists there. Then he gave them a ride home on a private chartered jet. It was pretty much the greatest pickup line ever.
• The Marines banned servicemen from using Twitter and Facebook. In a related story, we just successfully invaded Europe.
• Britney Spears has gone back to being a blonde. But really, of course, she never stopped.

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