Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Patrick Swayze http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Jokes for Show #47 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-47/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-47/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 21:28:57 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=206
  • The passengers from that plane that landed on the Hudson River finally got their luggage back — which is actually faster than most passengers on US Airways.
  • Patrick Swayze is perfectly alive, in spite of rumors spread on Twitter saying that he wasn’t. But the fact that Patrick is still alive is no surprise: Nobody puts Swayze in the coffin!
  • Deal or No Deal was cancelled today by NBC. It’s bad news for Howie Mandel, but worse for pretty women whose only talent is holding briefcases.
  • The satellites that power GPS receivers in the United States may fail as early as next year. Some are fearing that it’s a — wait for it! — lost cause.
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