Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » Pepsi http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #103 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-103/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-103/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:52:44 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=333
  • Spencer Pratt says he is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. Now he’s officially a royal pain in the ass.
  • President Obama will address a joint session of Congress to push lawmakers on his health care plan. You just knew they’d never pass health care reform without needing a joint.
  • The FDA says the gross blob a Florida man poured out of his Diet Pepsi can was, in fact, a frog or a toad. That’s in keeping with Pepsi’s new slogan: “The choice of a newt generation.”
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