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Jokes for Show #66

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 15, 2009

It’s the first palindromic episode number in 11 shows! AMAZING!

  • Heidi and Spencer are on the show tonight, so I won’t make any jokes about the vicious interview with Al Roker this morning on The Today Show. Besides, I’m afraid that Al Roker might eat me.
  • A new website called Hunch launched today, and it aims to help you make decisions by using the wisdom of other Internet users. In my testing, no matter what I tried, Hunch suggested I should go watch some porn. (So it works pretty well!)

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Jokes for Show #26

Posted by Lex Friedman on Apr 13, 2009

It’s my 31st day of writing jokes for Jimmy Fallon, and his 26th show. If only he were paying me for this. And using my jokes. And my hair were curlier.

  • Legendary music producer Phil Spector has been found guilty… of looking WAY too much like Clay Aiken:
    Clay Spector
  • Mel Gibson’s wife has filed for divorce. In the divorce filings, she blamed the Jews. That does seem like the Gibson way.
  • The Obama family finally has the two dog that President Obama promised his daughters on the campaign trail. So, even though Hillary lost, there’s still a bitch in the White House.
  • Porn star Marilyn Chambers died over the weekend in her California home. She is survived by her two, much younger breasts.

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