http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-55/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-55/#comments Fri, 29 May 2009 21:12:24 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=228 Today’s show number marks Jimmy’s first palindromic episode since a whopping eleven episodes ago. Amazing, no?!

• Jon and Kate, of Jon and Kate Plus 8, are being investigated in Pennsylvania for possible violations of the state’s child labor laws, relating to their use of their kids on camera. I’m not surprised, you know? I mean, calling your kids “sextuplets” just seems inappropriate at that age. They’re too young to talk about sex.
• Just before our show started, of course, Jay Leno hosted his last episode of The Tonight Show. Jay told his audience that he’s happy to be going out on top. Yeah, he’s so on top, he’s actually higher than Kevin Eubanks.
• No, I’m kidding. It’s not possible to be higher than Kevin Eubanks.
• In all seriousness, congratulations to Jay, and to Conan O’Brien, who’ll be taking over The Tonight Show starting this Monday. Conan surely knows, it’s gonna be tough to step into Jay’s shoes. And even tougher to settle into his chin strap.

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