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Jokes for Show #69

Posted by Lex Friedman on Jun 18, 2009
  • PETA — this is true — today said that it objected to President Obama’s having killed a fly during a television interview. I don’t really have a joke here, but do I really need one?
  • Officials have been unable to close a loophole that legalizes prostitution indoors in Rhode Island. Now, they’re considering embracing the law instead, starting with their new state motto: “The island’s not the only thing that got Rhode.”
  • Jon and Kate, of Jon and Kate Plus Eight, promise a so-called major announcement on their show on Monday. I’m guessing it’s that they’re planning on finally admitting — that they killed a fly.

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