Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon! » quarterback http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Jokes for Show #104 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-104/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/09/jokes-for-show-104/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:50:31 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=335
  • Michael Jackson has finally been buried. Is it just me, or did his funeral last almost as long as the video for Thriller?
  • Doctors are studying a teenage boy who bleeds tears. I’m no doctor, but it sounds like he’s suffering from a bad case of the crybabies.
  • A star high school quarterback tackled a girl when she brandished a gun on a bus. The girl was immediately signed by the Philadelphia Eagles.
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