http://hiremejimmyfallon.com Lex Friedman's quest to get a job writing for Late Night. Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:40:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-46/ http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/2009/05/jokes-for-show-46/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 20:38:37 +0000 Lex Friedman http://hiremejimmyfallon.com/?p=203

Researches have concluded that coffee, which was once thought to be a mostly unhealthy choice, could protect against diabetes, liver cancer and Parkinson’s disease. And if you’re wondering how to prepare your coffee for maximum healthiness, Dr. Wesley Snipes suggests that you always bet on black.

Vice President Joe Biden confirmed over the weekend that there’s a secret bunker underneath the Vice President’s official residence. Yeah, Biden said he recognized it when he went into the basement, and Dick Cheney was hiding there.

Penelope Cruz couldn’t make a planned appearance during an event at Cannes today. So organizers sent Salma Hayek instead, and no one noticed the difference.

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